Bigmouth Strikes Again

Too many men look at me like I owe them something, like the word ‘beautiful’ should mean something to me just because that’s how they choose to describe me. Too many men think that the black heels I wear to the grocery store is my way of saying, “Look at my legs. Do you like the way my dress hugs my curves?” When the truth is I just got off work and need some fucking beer and bread. Don’t look at me like that, the only reason my lips are painted red is because I ran out of Chapstick and this was the only thing I could find in my car.

I once dated a man who said that for Valentine’s Day all he wanted was me in red lace. He said that I would taste like chocolate, that he wanted to show me just how good love can feel. He talked like his sex skills were the best gift he could give me. I wore black lace and showed him how it feels to be fucked harder than the night he lost his virginity to a stripper. He said I tasted like mystery and black coffee as he got down on his knees to find his boxers. He said he couldn’t find the taste of chocolate on my neck. That was the morning he realized that being a man had nothing to do with ‘how hard you can fuck’. If that was the case, I would be ten foot tall and bullet proof and one hell of a guy with nice boobs.

One time I fell into the arms of a drunk man who claimed that he loved me afterwards. He called me a bitch when I said I just wanted to be his friend. I told him if me giving him my friendship made me a bitch then me giving him my heart would make me a cunt from hell. That was the day I stopped kissing boys who had to prove that they were men and started holding hands with men who didn’t realize they turned heads when they walked by.

Love rests in the heart and is spilled from your throat.
Lust rests in your pants and prefers to not ask for a name.
One day those men will realize that sincere, kind words
are the way to a woman’s heart, not a good fucking.
One day those men will realize that their Adam’s apple
is the forbidden fruit,
not their dick.

—   when he asks what drawer you keep your lingerie in//d.a.h 
(via whisperingbones)

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punkrockbetty:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

always reblog.

(Source: becausebirds)

voxamberlynn:

thatvegancosplayer:

lettuceiscurrentlyinmyasshole:

punchdrunkprincess:

littlest-vegan:

vegansonplanetearth:

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM.

I bet u he still eats meat tho.

Jackson Galaxy is vegan!!!

it’s actually great because on his facebook page he’ll occasionally post something about animal rights or a vegan related tattoo he likes and the cat people who follow the page all shit themselves.

I’ve seen Jackson Galaxy in person. He came into the Native Foods I used to work at. None of my coworkers knew who he was except me, and when I looked at him he knew I knew who he was.

So I didn’t go up to him at all bc I didn’t wanna scare him away. He was with a woman (friend? Girlfriend?) and my coworkers said he wasn’t too nice. Maybe he was stressed idk. But the woman was nice.

I’ve also seen the drummer of Blink 182 at that job. Both of these guys are vegan and just wanna eat food, so I didn’t bug this guy either even though a coworker of mine was freaking out.

:’)

(Source: matafari)

voxamberlynn:

thatvegancosplayer:

lettuceiscurrentlyinmyasshole:

punchdrunkprincess:

littlest-vegan:

vegansonplanetearth:

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM.

I bet u he still eats meat tho.

Jackson Galaxy is vegan!!!

it’s actually great because on his facebook page he’ll occasionally post something about animal rights or a vegan related tattoo he likes and the cat people who follow the page all shit themselves.

I’ve seen Jackson Galaxy in person. He came into the Native Foods I used to work at. None of my coworkers knew who he was except me, and when I looked at him he knew I knew who he was.

So I didn’t go up to him at all bc I didn’t wanna scare him away. He was with a woman (friend? Girlfriend?) and my coworkers said he wasn’t too nice. Maybe he was stressed idk. But the woman was nice.

I’ve also seen the drummer of Blink 182 at that job. Both of these guys are vegan and just wanna eat food, so I didn’t bug this guy either even though a coworker of mine was freaking out.

:’)

(Source: matafari)

voxamberlynn:

courtneyallyssee:

punkrockbetty:

taconoms:

uni-t-e-a:

amroyounes:

Time to show some love and appreciate these heroes.

Firefighters are some badass mutha fuckas

firefighters are incredibly under appreciated, this is sadly the first appreciation post to them and we need more of these, they literally walk through hell to pick up people and pull them out, they are all Castiels if all civilians are Deans, and they save animals, treating all like humans, i have never heard of a firefighter that has chosen not to save someone for there race or sex or sexuality or anything, a human is a human and an animal is an animal, i love these people and they don’t deserve to be ignored as much as they are

<3

My grandpa was a fireman that came out here from Arkansas with only the money in his pocket, got a job building the fire house he went on to become chief of decades later. He retired when I was born to be the father figure I didn’t have in my life while my mom worked long hours as a nurse. He is my hero.

Firefighters are some of the best guys out there and this post means a lot.

My dad used to be a fire fighter and their training is even scary sometimes!

awesomesan:

"We have never been prouder of our son Jim. He gave his life trying to expose the world to the suffering of the Syrian people." -Diane Foley, James Foley’s mother.

awesomesan:

"We have never been prouder of our son Jim. He gave his life trying to expose the world to the suffering of the Syrian people." -Diane Foley, James Foley’s mother.

(Source: walkingwiththeblackdog)

“be softer with you. you are a breathing thing. a memory to someone. a home to a life.”

—   nayyirah waheed  (via schieleegon)

(Source: nayyirahwaheed, via ovarydoses)

jupiter2:

Cats & Snow

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unfunky:

markmcevoy:

Fin

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“How long your closet held a whiff of you,
Long after hangers hung austere and bare.
I would walk in and suddenly the true
Sharp sweet sweat scent controlled the air
And life was in that small still living breath.
Where are you? since so much of you is here,
Your unique odour quite ignoring death.
My hands reach out to touch, to hold what’s dear
And vital in my longing empty arms.
But other clothes fill up the space, your space,
And scent on scent send out strange false alarms.
Not of your odour there is not a trace.
But something unexpected still breaks through
The goneness to the presentness of you.”

—   Madeleine L’Engle (via observando)
thelazystrippers:

einhornfick:

usagisims:

wimpynoodle:

windowgarden:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

ok so i reblogged this the other day and DELETED it because i was like “this is dumb i dont want this on my blog” and then i found $50 in my wallet. i have no idea how it got there. i check my wallet all the time, i never carry cash and i was starving at the end of last month, flat broke. REBLOGGING AGAIN 

I reblogged this and i found 20 bucks missing from my wallet

I GOTTA SEE IF THIS IS TRUE xD” Plus, I’m in need for cash. HAHAH.*goes back to my studies*

magic month ok lulz

maybe the last two weeks of August will be better than the first two

thelazystrippers:

einhornfick:

usagisims:

wimpynoodle:

windowgarden:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

ok so i reblogged this the other day and DELETED it because i was like “this is dumb i dont want this on my blog” and then i found $50 in my wallet. i have no idea how it got there. i check my wallet all the time, i never carry cash and i was starving at the end of last month, flat broke. REBLOGGING AGAIN 

I reblogged this and i found 20 bucks missing from my wallet

I GOTTA SEE IF THIS IS TRUE xD” Plus, I’m in need for cash. HAHAH.

*goes back to my studies*

magic month ok lulz

maybe the last two weeks of August will be better than the first two

“How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live ‘em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give ‘em.”

—   Shel Silverstein (via observando)

comedycentral:

The Texas GOP has officially endorsed reparative gay therapy. Click here for more from The Daily Show.

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its-awesome-turtle-time:

nonstupidname14:

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

This belongs more on Facebook than it does on tumblr.

i think you’re missing out on some of tumblr then… but it should be on facebook too, it should be on every social media site!

(Source: ikantenggelem, via dutchster)